November 16Broccoli Gum Tested Out By McDonald’s
It has recently been reported that McDonald’s chief executive told an audience at Andreessen Horowitz that his company had test-run a bold new product- bubble gum flavored broccoli. Kid’s said the taste rather confused them, however, and the plan was canceled. We adults concur- this food item confuses us as well. We only wonder where in the world such an idea could have come from. Definitely not from the research centers of North American Spine.
Perhaps it was an attempt by McDonald’s to escape a bad image as a place where kids and adults alike are fed a diet of predominantly unhealthy food items. Perhaps it was a plan originated by overzealous budget cutters trying to deal with an overstock of broccoli and bubble gum in McDonald’s many warehouses. Or maybe the concoction was hatched when a high-ranking McDonald’s official had spend too many hours watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with his child at home. We can’t be sure of what would motivate this kind of thinking, but we are thankful that the kids at least had enough sense to reject this “broccoli gum” monstrosity before it was set loose on an unsuspecting customer base.
Broccoli wrapped in pink, sticky goo is surely the brainchild of a very deranged individual. Mary Poppins assures us that a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down, but we are confident that there are better ways than this to get your kids to take their vitamins.
November 13Cat Cafes Ruling The World – NY Says Meow
Wes Warren from Washington University believes that there is a reason why cats aren’t man’s best friends like dogs. This might suggest that humans are, in fact, cat’s best friends. Given the recent explosion of cat cafes around the world, there might be some debate on this statement.
Japan started the trend of cat cafés where a feline touch next to one’s evening coffee is nothing unheard of. The world, however, is slowly catching up. New York’s “Meow Parlour” would be opening on December 15 at 46 Hester Street. But the cool part that Jared Haftel pointed out, is that these cats would be available for adoption as well.
Here are some amazing cat cafés around the world –
• Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium – This cat café is the first for London and opened on 1st March of this year. It costs $8.5 for 2 hours of cat loving at this place and includes all the cats whose owners have left them here.
• Le Café Des Chats – France’s first exclusive cat café opened in March 2013 and it has a welcoming tearoom with feline goodness. It doesn’t charge anything but, given the immense popularity of this café, entry is by reservation only.
• Café Neko – This cat café is in Vienna and it took the owner 3 long years to convince the authorities that cat people needed a safe place to cuddle with their favorite pets.
Many other cat cafés have opened up around the world and cat lovers can let out happy meows.
November 7Whole Foods Takes A Crack At Ramen
Whole Foods has recently announced they will begin carrying a special line of ramen noodle kits in their New York stores. With the overwhelming surge of struggling college hipsters these days, this is big news. Trying to project whether or not these new ramen kits will be a hit, you have to look at what makes ramen noodles so popular in the first place. Ramen noodles are a staple in pretty much every college student’s pantry. You can purchase a 12-pack from Walmart for $2.22. Not only are they extremely cheap, but they are easily prepared with very few resources necessary. All it takes is a bit of water and either a microwave or a stove.
The new ramen kits to be sold at Whole Foods run anywhere from $2.99-$5.99 per package, a bit pricey for a financially struggling college student. Because of the newly arising health trends, college students may splurge and treat themselves to this “high-class” ramen if the taste is right and the claims to be healthy are true, although it does have it’s doubters. For example, I’m not totally sure, and neither is my friend and taste critic Gianfrancesco Genoso. Taste-testers, however, have reported that the new ramen tastes doughy and extremely salty. What college student is going to spend extra money they do not have on something that will not satisfy their taste buds? College students love ramen noodles for what they are: extremely cheap and convenient sustenance. No need to mess with a good thing.